The Rumor.... Spooooooky

So apparently there is still a rumor going around that I am the proud parent of twin boys. I first heard of this from a messenger from Virginia then a year later from a stalker (yes, you were right) who I knew in highschool, on myspace. I found it humorous until today in the store I ran into my junior prom date and she said our kids should play togather. I was like, " uhhhhh, what?"

So I will let it be known. No, I do not have kids. There was only one person in my life that I thought of having a family with and its best that the idea never came to fruition. I am also a firm believer in condoms (something I recommend to all) and if I had unprotected sex, that person was damn special at the time. Condoms folks. Condoms are key, even if you are allergic to latex, there are plenty of options.

So with that said, no I dont have twins, nor kids. I think I'd have a heart attack, lol. I used to get my jollies out of hearing this rumor but frankly, its getting old. This concept is merely douchebags who I haven't talk to in 9-12 yrs hearing stories of stories, of stories. They have plenty of kids, how about they worry about them and not if I have any. Thanks.